Cursed Too Much

"Hello, this is Wizard Book Services. This text will be dealing with medical questions. How can I help you?"

"Well, hello. I was trying to ask you about curse indigestion.
Usually I have only twelve symptoms and all of a sudden five was added altogether. Any known first aid?"

"I'm sorry to ask this sir, but are you a fxxking human?"

"Until last week, yes."

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